Friday, July 25, 2008

New season. New decisions

Okay. Here we are. Yes. the silence is deafening, but the Commissioner is now speaking. Many good ideas were proposed, but most of them were bad, and one was sad:

Mr. Liebman, no offense or anything, but I'm happy to see you go. Even though you reside in the Midwest and tried to be the bridge between me and the rest of the Right Coast Folks, you were actually quite a barrier. Plus the whole white man thing threw me off my game. I will however be sad to no longer see your gay cowboy avatar; maybe the new member(s) can be required to have that avatar. I've added you to the poll below, but as we all know, polls are meaningless in a society ruled by a Commissioner. They are just a forum for the people to be heard. Final decisions come from the Golden Gate.

So, to address my people's concerns: While the 2 division proposal is intriguing, it costs $$$. $125/season to be exact. Given our Mudaliar's innate aversion to spending money, I do not see this as a viable option. The $125 doesn't get us that much more anyways.

So the only real decision left to be made is how many teams and who to add.

Voting closes at high noon (HCST - Hearst Castle Standard Time) on Sunday August 3rd.


1 comment:

PhillersUp said...

Where the hell is the poll, Vladajay Putsekaran?